Question??? Why are girls so catty? Meow.

So why were we a clique? Well to understand that you have to understand our team. You see there's this tradition (that I later broke) where when you give a girl a C on her suit (for captain), and she pretty much thinks that she's been handed a crown and scepter. Elina and Taylor were no different. Elina I could respect, mostly because I know if she wanted to (and sometimes she did), she could kick my ass. Taylor, on the other hand, just kissed a lot of ass. That ass belonged to Coach Gary, a man small in stature as well as balls. He was bullied by Taylor just like he was whipped at home by his wife and daughter.

Story Time!!!
So its a normal practice, swim until you just want to sit at the bottom and wait to drown, somehow being partnered with Elina because I'm small and easy to push under the water for drills, and then finally splitting up and shooting on one of the goals. So all my girls were at the same goal when Taylor told Abby to leave. I stopped her and asked why she had to leave, she was even the first person (God knows how) to get to the goal. So Taylor bitches, "Well I was the first one in the pool!", to which I ever so politely replied, "Congratulations."

I didn't think that much of it until Gary pulled me aside for a little private meeting where Taylor had on a very smug face. I barely heard what Gary was saying because I kept imagining smacking that look off her face. What I did catch, however; was that he wasn't going to stand for disobedience to the Captains and that he wasn't happy about the "clique" I formed. Apparently there was a major clique war last year...(maybe thats why nobody saved me when I was drowning that whole time?) and he wasn't about to let it happen again.

Newsflash to Gary, when you have Captains that force all the underclassmen to sleep downstairs, while they have a party upstairs and the fact that we're all girls guarantees a "clique war" and thats exactly what happened.

Question???
Why are girls so catty?

Answer!!!
Boys. While men all have the bros before hoes code, girls fight each other for a dick whose playing them both. So listen up ladies! Sisters before misters! This will become even more important next season.